CB" Gosh it's cold today...(rubbing head) Bobbie: Oh well hair today..gone tomorrow.
What's black and white and read all over?....... A newspaper. What's the difference between a moth and a fly? A moth can fly but a fly can't moth. Doctor... I only have 30 seconds to live. Ok, I'll be with you in a minute!
What did one germ say to the other. ........ lets spread around.
Q)why did the horse cross the road a)to see its neigh-bour
why did the hedgehog cross the road. to see its flat mate