Just Joking
New jokes are added here regularly. Your challenge, if you are prepared to accept it, is to send us a joke about dogs or police officers or even Constable Bryan's haircut that we haven't seen before! All you need to do to send us a joke is type it into the white box below. Once you are finished click on the button "Finish".
what is a cow's favourite day : moo years day ha ha ha !!
why dont bananas get lonely? Because they tend to hang around in bunches.
What goes up but never comes down. An umbrella
What do you call a skeleton who sits around doing nothing? Lazy bones.
why did the boy take a ladder to school? because it was a high school
What do you call someone with a seagull on their head? Cliff!
What do you call crazy fleas? loony ticks!
what must you know before you teach a dog tricks ? more than the dog.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a horse you get a furrycoat. From tegan.
nock,nock, Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? I scream every time i see a ghost! LOL!!!!