Just Joking
New jokes are added here regularly. Your challenge, if you are prepared to accept it, is to send us a joke about dogs or police officers or even Constable Bryan's haircut that we haven't seen before! All you need to do to send us a joke is type it into the white box below. Once you are finished click on the button "Finish".
WHAT DOES A COW EAT ON A HOT SUNNY DAY? A MOOSIE.
CB" Gosh it's cold today...(rubbing head) Bobbie: Oh well hair today..gone tomorrow.
What's black and white and read all over?....... A newspaper. What's the difference between a moth and a fly? A moth can fly but a fly can't moth. Doctor... I only have 30 seconds to live. Ok, I'll be with you in a minute!
What did one germ say to the other. ........ lets spread around.
Q)why did the horse cross the road a)to see its neigh-bour
why did the hedgehog cross the road. to see its flat mate
what do chickens use to play the drums? chicken drum sticks!!!
what did the policeman say to his belly button? you are under a vest!
Why did six cry - because seven ate nine.
what do you call a pig on your shoulder? a ham bag